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Novelty item

Empty bottle.
Full sarcasm.

When your partner gets a little too handsy, you know what to do. The world's most passive-aggressive cock block—in a bottle. 8 fl oz of nothing. 100% effective at killing the vibe.

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Anti Horny Spay™ bottle — novelty item

What people are saying

(We made these up. The product is still great.)

Finally, something that does exactly nothing. My medicine cabinet has never been more honest.

— Someone who gets it

Partner was getting handsy. Grabbed this off the nightstand and "sprayed." Mood: officially blocked. No words needed. 10/10.

— Anonymous

Zero efficacy. Maximum laughs. My therapist said "at least it's not a real problem."

— A satisfied customer

Why Anti Horny Spay™

No claims. Just vibes.

🚫

Empty bottle

Nothing inside. We're not kidding. It's the whole bit.

😂

Full sarcasm

Every spay is 0% effective and 100% on-brand.

🎁

Perfect cock block

They're getting handsy. You're not in the mood. One reach for the bottle says it all.

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Not FDA approved

We didn't even try. It's empty.

Anti Horny Spay™ bottle

Anti Horny Spay™

EMPTY BOTTLE. FULL SARCASM.

One (1) empty 8 fl oz bottle with our iconic label. When the mood gets a little too spicy and you need an out—reach for the spay. Novelty item only. Not a drug or supplement. The perfect cock block in a bottle. (We said it.)

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  • 1 for $22.99
  • 2 for $41.99Save $4
  • 3 for $52.99Save $16
  • 4 for $62.99Save $29Best value

The fine print

Novelty item only. Not a drug or supplement. The bottle is empty. This product is for entertainment only. No medical or therapeutic claims. ©2025 Parody product.

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